Office Napper Pillows

Asleep at the computer

'Well, he told ME it was for his hemorrhoids.'

Off-line Between 2 - 3 pm.

'He stated jogging to work.'

"Some people say I'm a dreamer. Some say I fall asleep at my desk."

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

Poor guy fell asleep with his head in the sap.

Well, I see Wilcox is finally using his head...as a paperweight!

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work, I overslept.'

"When I said, 'I want you to sleep on it'. I menat when you go home tonight."

Finger on the Z Key

Man and Machine snoozing

'What do you say, Lola - let's take a break.'

'I admit I was asleep, sir, but I was dreaming that I was working!'

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

'As usual, I'm right on time. My internal alarm clock always wakes me just as theses meetings are over.'

Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here.

Are you nodding yes, or nodding off?

"Sometimes, when business is brisk, I have to settle for no nap at all."

Shhh – I'm taking a virtual nap.

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

"Professor Van Winkle, the university has instituted Reevaluation of Tenure, time to wake up."

'Looks like we missed the chairman's powerpoint presentation, then...'

"We're going to try something new next Monday. It's called 'Bring Your Brain to Work Day.'"

No, Smith, that's NOT why they're called 'Spreadsheets'.

'Wake up, Jim. It's time for your break.'

"Maureen, A pillow."

"Thanks for coming in on the weekend....although let's admit it, you took a nap at your desk that happened to last all night..."

Tomorrow's another day, he thought, unless I get lucky and sleep right through it.

'When someone asks where you work, what do you tell them?'

Bored Meeting

"It's not a nap if I'm sitting at my desk."

"I will assume she would second the motion to adjourn."

'I thought you wanted to stop early today Ron!'