Corporate Napper Pillows

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

'I thought you wanted to stop early today Ron!'

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

"Damn! - I slept right through my afternoon nap today. . ."

Well, I see Wilcox is finally using his head...as a paperweight!

"What's he doing? A nap in the middle of a work day? Oh, I like this..."

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work, I overslept.'

'What do you say, Lola - let's take a break.'

Man and Machine snoozing

'Sleep on your face again, Phil?'

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

'I admit I was asleep, sir, but I was dreaming that I was working!'

"Sometimes, when business is brisk, I have to settle for no nap at all."

'As usual, I'm right on time. My internal alarm clock always wakes me just as theses meetings are over.'

Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here.

Are you nodding yes, or nodding off?

"We're going to try something new next Monday. It's called 'Bring Your Brain to Work Day.'"

No, Smith, that's NOT why they're called 'Spreadsheets'.

Tomorrow's another day, he thought, unless I get lucky and sleep right through it.

Someone has had a hard day!

Computing in the Cloud

'Wake up, Jim. It's time for your break.'

"Maureen, A pillow."

"Thanks for coming in on the weekend....although let's admit it, you took a nap at your desk that happened to last all night..."

'When someone asks where you work, what do you tell them?'

Bored Meeting

'I don't know what's worse...you, Jenkins, snoring through my presentation, or you, Fredericks, complaining that it was keeping you awake!'

"I will assume she would second the motion to adjourn."

'He stated jogging to work.'

"Some people say I'm a dreamer. Some say I fall asleep at my desk."

"When I said sleep on the problem, I didn't mean here!"

"Is this a creative nap or a nap nap?"

"You snored through the whole motivational seminar."

"Sometimes Gramps can make the whole house shake!"