Business Class Napper Pillows

Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here.

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

"Well, you both sleep eighteen hours a day, so try to coordinate this to find a window for some quality time together..."

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work, I overslept.'

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

"Josh, can you call my 3:30 and let them know I'll be a little late and completely unfocused."

'What do you say, Lola - let's take a break.'

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

'As usual, I'm right on time. My internal alarm clock always wakes me just as theses meetings are over.'

Are you nodding yes, or nodding off?

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

'Looks like we missed the chairman's powerpoint presentation, then...'

"We're going to try something new next Monday. It's called 'Bring Your Brain to Work Day.'"

'I've been told I grind my teeth while I'm napping at work.'

Mr Kleats can't talk now. He's deep into his post-lunch funk.

Tomorrow's another day, he thought, unless I get lucky and sleep right through it.

Half asleep.

Bill couldn't explain it but every day around 3 o'clock he would hit the wall.

"Didn't I tell you that if I kicked up a fuss they'd move us to business class"

Tired and Lazy

'You know, Tom...Even after getting million dollar bonuses I can still enjoy the small things in life! Like stealing lunches from the staff fridge.'

"Hey, and I hear congrats are in order for earning 'Super Elite' status in elevator miles!"

'He stated jogging to work.'

"You snored through the whole motivational seminar."

An Excellent Excuse.

'I thought you wanted to stop early today Ron!'

"Some people say I'm a dreamer. Some say I fall asleep at my desk."

Napquest

Hammock resting on books.

COVID-19: Portrait In Courage

Man lies sleeping and dribbling. Son says: 'My Dad likes to live every day as if it's his last.'

"Sorry the costume's disappointing kids, but even superheroes fly business class sometimes!"

"I can honestly say I feel really refreshed after that presentation. I slept all the way through it!"

'Hey, nice hammock, Gary.'