Desk Napper Club Pillows

"When I said, 'I want you to sleep on it'. I menat when you go home tonight."

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

Well, I see Wilcox is finally using his head...as a paperweight!

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work, I overslept.'

Finger on the Z Key

Man and Machine snoozing

'What do you say, Lola - let's take a break.'

'I admit I was asleep, sir, but I was dreaming that I was working!'

Are you nodding yes, or nodding off?

Shhh – I'm taking a virtual nap.

'As usual, I'm right on time. My internal alarm clock always wakes me just as theses meetings are over.'

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

"Sometimes, when business is brisk, I have to settle for no nap at all."

Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here.

"Professor Van Winkle, the university has instituted Reevaluation of Tenure, time to wake up."

'Looks like we missed the chairman's powerpoint presentation, then...'

'And then the Lord proclaimed, in a loud, thunderous voice...'

"We're going to try something new next Monday. It's called 'Bring Your Brain to Work Day.'"

No, Smith, that's NOT why they're called 'Spreadsheets'.

'Wake up, Jim. It's time for your break.'

"Maureen, A pillow."

"Thanks for coming in on the weekend....although let's admit it, you took a nap at your desk that happened to last all night..."

Tomorrow's another day, he thought, unless I get lucky and sleep right through it.

The Collective Unconscious

'When someone asks where you work, what do you tell them?'

Bored Meeting

"It's not a nap if I'm sitting at my desk."

"I will assume she would second the motion to adjourn."

Couch Potatoes

'He stated jogging to work.'

"Some people say I'm a dreamer. Some say I fall asleep at my desk."

'I thought you wanted to stop early today Ron!'

"Is this a creative nap or a nap nap?"

"You snored through the whole motivational seminar."

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