Desk Napper Pillows

No, Smith, that's NOT why they're called 'Spreadsheets'.

"Wake up Harper, it's five o'clock -I don't want you putting in for overtime."

"They said you retired early. I thought they meant from working here."

'I admit I was asleep, sir, but I was dreaming that I was working!'

'Sleeping at my desk? Uh, no, I was just buffering.'

"Sometimes, when business is brisk, I have to settle for no nap at all."

"Maureen, A pillow."

"I need my coffee so badly I forgot I hadn't had any!"

'Wake up, Jim. It's time for your break.'

'When someone asks where you work, what do you tell them?'

Well, I see Wilcox is finally using his head...as a paperweight!

STRIP Hambone: Eye strain

Yes, he's had his power meeting, now he's having his power nap.

'Ferguson hasn't done much, but he's highly employable because he didn't leave a paper trail.'

"Mrs. Wilmore, I want to be just like you when I grow up. Falling asleep at my desk."

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

"Damn! - I slept right through my afternoon nap today. . ."

"What's he doing? A nap in the middle of a work day? Oh, I like this..."

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work, I overslept.'

"When I said, 'I want you to sleep on it'. I menat when you go home tonight."

'What do you say, Lola - let's take a break.'

Man and Machine snoozing

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

'Sleep on your face again, Phil?'

'As usual, I'm right on time. My internal alarm clock always wakes me just as theses meetings are over.'

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

Are you nodding yes, or nodding off?

"Professor Van Winkle, the university has instituted Reevaluation of Tenure, time to wake up."

"We're going to try something new next Monday. It's called 'Bring Your Brain to Work Day.'"

Someone has had a hard day!

Tomorrow's another day, he thought, unless I get lucky and sleep right through it.

"Thanks for coming in on the weekend....although let's admit it, you took a nap at your desk that happened to last all night..."

The Collective Unconscious

Bored Meeting