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No, Smith, that's NOT why they're called 'Spreadsheets'.

"Wake up Harper, it's five o'clock -I don't want you putting in for overtime."

"They said you retired early. I thought they meant from working here."

'I admit I was asleep, sir, but I was dreaming that I was working!'

'Sleeping at my desk? Uh, no, I was just buffering.'

"Sometimes, when business is brisk, I have to settle for no nap at all."

"Maureen, A pillow."

"I need my coffee so badly I forgot I hadn't had any!"

'Wake up, Jim. It's time for your break.'

'When someone asks where you work, what do you tell them?'

Well, I see Wilcox is finally using his head...as a paperweight!

STRIP Hambone: Eye strain

Yes, he's had his power meeting, now he's having his power nap.

'Ferguson hasn't done much, but he's highly employable because he didn't leave a paper trail.'

"Mrs. Wilmore, I want to be just like you when I grow up. Falling asleep at my desk."

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

Poor guy fell asleep with his head in the sap.

ZZZZZZZ Top

"Damn! - I slept right through my afternoon nap today. . ."

"What's he doing? A nap in the middle of a work day? Oh, I like this..."

"When I said, 'I want you to sleep on it'. I menat when you go home tonight."

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work, I overslept.'

Finger on the Z Key

Man and Machine snoozing

'What do you say, Lola - let's take a break.'

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

'Sleep on your face again, Phil?'

Are you nodding yes, or nodding off?

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

Shhh – I'm taking a virtual nap.

'As usual, I'm right on time. My internal alarm clock always wakes me just as theses meetings are over.'

"Professor Van Winkle, the university has instituted Reevaluation of Tenure, time to wake up."

'And then the Lord proclaimed, in a loud, thunderous voice...'

'Looks like we missed the chairman's powerpoint presentation, then...'