Tech Napper Pillows

Man and Machine snoozing

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

"Damn! - I slept right through my afternoon nap today. . ."

Well, I see Wilcox is finally using his head...as a paperweight!

"What's he doing? A nap in the middle of a work day? Oh, I like this..."

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work, I overslept.'

'Sleep on your face again, Phil?'

'I love algebra class, it's the only time I get to have a really decent nap.'

'I admit I was asleep, sir, but I was dreaming that I was working!'

Are you nodding yes, or nodding off?

'As usual, I'm right on time. My internal alarm clock always wakes me just as theses meetings are over.'

"Sometimes, when business is brisk, I have to settle for no nap at all."

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

"Professor Van Winkle, the university has instituted Reevaluation of Tenure, time to wake up."

"We're going to try something new next Monday. It's called 'Bring Your Brain to Work Day.'"

No, Smith, that's NOT why they're called 'Spreadsheets'.

'Wake up, Jim. It's time for your break.'

"Maureen, A pillow."

Tomorrow's another day, he thought, unless I get lucky and sleep right through it.

"Thanks for coming in on the weekend....although let's admit it, you took a nap at your desk that happened to last all night..."

Someone has had a hard day!

'When someone asks where you work, what do you tell them?'

Bored Meeting

'I don't know what's worse...you, Jenkins, snoring through my presentation, or you, Fredericks, complaining that it was keeping you awake!'

"I will assume she would second the motion to adjourn."

"You snored through the whole motivational seminar."

"Sometimes Gramps can make the whole house shake!"

"Is this a creative nap or a nap nap?"

"Some people say I'm a dreamer. Some say I fall asleep at my desk."

"When I said sleep on the problem, I didn't mean here!"

'He stated jogging to work.'