Dog Napper Gifts

Man carrying crates of eggs about to step on sleeping dog.

The differences between dogs

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

"Sleeping? Uh...wha...I'm awake. "

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

Poor guy fell asleep with his head in the sap.

ZZZZZZZ Top

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

'Hm-m-m - it sleeps most of the time. I think it must be some kind of cat.'

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work, I overslept.'

'What do you say, Lola - let's take a break.'

'Sure, they have nine lives, but they spend eight of them asleep.'

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

"He's never up before eleven."

'As usual, I'm right on time. My internal alarm clock always wakes me just as theses meetings are over.'

Are you nodding yes, or nodding off?

'Looks like we missed the chairman's powerpoint presentation, then...'

'And then the Lord proclaimed, in a loud, thunderous voice...'

"We're going to try something new next Monday. It's called 'Bring Your Brain to Work Day.'"

"Oh, wow! 4:30!! I slept all day again!"

'It's a nine-to-five job, but most of it we spend napping.'

'All he does is sleep all day but we're dog tired and lazy!'

"Time to spring-clean where I spent the entire winter."

Tomorrow's another day, he thought, unless I get lucky and sleep right through it.

"I found this stuck in the sand right next to some sleeping people."

Bored Meeting

"It's your turn, Dear. I was up with him last winter."

"I will assume she would second the motion to adjourn."

"Your mind is not in your work...you're probably having one of your little tropical fantasies."

'He stated jogging to work.'

"...I'll just take the day off."

A cat resting after eating a bucket of fish

"Some people say I'm a dreamer. Some say I fall asleep at my desk."