Outdoor Napper Gifts

Everyone's Asleep.

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

Dog Park / Cat Park

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

"Well, you both sleep eighteen hours a day, so try to coordinate this to find a window for some quality time together..."

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work, I overslept.'

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

"Josh, can you call my 3:30 and let them know I'll be a little late and completely unfocused."

'What do you say, Lola - let's take a break.'

"Hey - Them too, huh?"

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

Are you nodding yes, or nodding off?

'As usual, I'm right on time. My internal alarm clock always wakes me just as theses meetings are over.'

"He's never up before eleven."

"We're going to try something new next Monday. It's called 'Bring Your Brain to Work Day.'"

Man carrying crates of eggs about to step on sleeping dog.

The Off-Season

'I've been told I grind my teeth while I'm napping at work.'

'We want the garden to be stamped with my husband's personality.'

"Mr. Marshand, wake up – your MRI is over! Mr. Marshand!!"

"Time to spring-clean where I spent the entire winter."

Mr Kleats can't talk now. He's deep into his post-lunch funk.

Tomorrow's another day, he thought, unless I get lucky and sleep right through it.

Half asleep.

Tired and Lazy

"It's your turn, Dear. I was up with him last winter."

MOM'S: 'Sorry, closed...I don't feel like cooking today.'

An Excellent Excuse.

"...I'll just take the day off."

Foolish Sid turns to look, and is immediately tackled and devoured by the duck.

Napquest

Hammock resting on books.

COVID-19: Portrait In Courage

Man lies sleeping and dribbling. Son says: 'My Dad likes to live every day as if it's his last.'