Outdoor Napper Gifts

Everyone's Asleep.

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

Dog Park / Cat Park

"Well, you both sleep eighteen hours a day, so try to coordinate this to find a window for some quality time together..."

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work, I overslept.'

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

"Josh, can you call my 3:30 and let them know I'll be a little late and completely unfocused."

"Hey - Them too, huh?"

'What do you say, Lola - let's take a break.'

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

"He's never up before eleven."

Are you nodding yes, or nodding off?

'As usual, I'm right on time. My internal alarm clock always wakes me just as theses meetings are over.'

'And then the Lord proclaimed, in a loud, thunderous voice...'

"We're going to try something new next Monday. It's called 'Bring Your Brain to Work Day.'"

Man carrying crates of eggs about to step on sleeping dog.

The Off-Season

'I've been told I grind my teeth while I'm napping at work.'

Tomorrow's another day, he thought, unless I get lucky and sleep right through it.

"Mr. Marshand, wake up – your MRI is over! Mr. Marshand!!"

Mr Kleats can't talk now. He's deep into his post-lunch funk.

'We want the garden to be stamped with my husband's personality.'

"Time to spring-clean where I spent the entire winter."

Half asleep.

Tired and Lazy

"It's your turn, Dear. I was up with him last winter."

Foolish Sid turns to look, and is immediately tackled and devoured by the duck.

An Excellent Excuse.

MOM'S: 'Sorry, closed...I don't feel like cooking today.'

"...I'll just take the day off."

Napquest

Hammock resting on books.

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