Napper's Companion Gifts

"Wonder if he's dead. I should walk over his face and find out."

'The creative process works best with a relaxed brain, so I'm letting my mind wander to let a solution drift in.'

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

Poor guy fell asleep with his head in the sap.

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

Dog Park / Cat Park

Cat Reunion

"Can you come back next week? He's napping."

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work, I overslept.'

"Dear Diary: Today I ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped ... HAIRBALL!!"

"She's been in shavasana for - like - a really long time...."

So that's it? I've tweeted a risque photo of my bicep. What happens next? We wait for the outpouring. I'm ready. Bring on the outrage. C'mon media! Let's hear your disgust that some old man would brazenly send such a lascivious photo. Then, with the world looking at me, I'll astound them with my idea of a universal health care system! Wait. Wait. Not yet. it's time for my first nap of the day. Can we do this later? What? Zzzzz. Best way for this to end.

"Let's see if mom likes that super comfortable yoga mat we bought her."

Completely out of diapers and facing a seven-hour layover, Marsha happens upon a diaper scalper.

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

Daisy Diaper Service

"She's missing out on her entire vacation."

"I met my husband at a wedding. Everyone said he was the best man."

Shhh – I'm taking a virtual nap.

Are you nodding yes, or nodding off?

'As usual, I'm right on time. My internal alarm clock always wakes me just as theses meetings are over.'

'Senior Cat Warranty, Low maintenance sofa accessory, Unlimited purring and cuddling, Mellow 'been there done that' attitude.'

"Nap time."

Tired Woods

'And then the Lord proclaimed, in a loud, thunderous voice...'

'Looks like we missed the chairman's powerpoint presentation, then...'

'What's in going to be, a nip or a nap.'

Cat to second cat: 'I need you to sign a pre-nap.'

"And now to check the patient's reflexes."

"Papi, this says laughter de-stresses the entire body!"

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

'Marvin, you fell asleep in the hot tub again.'

"We're going to try something new next Monday. It's called 'Bring Your Brain to Work Day.'"

The Off-Season

'Tommy falls asleep in class.'