Napper's Companion Pillows

"Wonder if he's dead. I should walk over his face and find out."

'The creative process works best with a relaxed brain, so I'm letting my mind wander to let a solution drift in.'

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

Dog Park / Cat Park

Cat Reunion

"Dear Diary: Today I ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped ... HAIRBALL!!"

"Can you come back next week? He's napping."

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work, I overslept.'

"Let's see if mom likes that super comfortable yoga mat we bought her."

"She's been in shavasana for - like - a really long time...."

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

'As usual, I'm right on time. My internal alarm clock always wakes me just as theses meetings are over.'

"I met my husband at a wedding. Everyone said he was the best man."

Daisy Diaper Service

"She's missing out on her entire vacation."

Are you nodding yes, or nodding off?

'Senior Cat Warranty, Low maintenance sofa accessory, Unlimited purring and cuddling, Mellow 'been there done that' attitude.'

"Nap time."

'Marvin, you fell asleep in the hot tub again.'

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

'What's in going to be, a nip or a nap.'

"And now to check the patient's reflexes."

"Papi, this says laughter de-stresses the entire body!"

Cat to second cat: 'I need you to sign a pre-nap.'

"We're going to try something new next Monday. It's called 'Bring Your Brain to Work Day.'"

The Off-Season

'Tommy falls asleep in class.'

'Wake up, Mr. Granger, the doctor will see you about your insomnia now.'