Napper's Delight Pillows

"Can you come back next week? He's napping."

Poor guy fell asleep with his head in the sap.

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

Cat Reunion

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

7 Dwarves of Retirement

"Would you like to sleep through the film or the variety show?"

"Such a refreshing day...I've spent 18 hours between napping and comatose."

"Press catch up, and find out what we just slept through."

"Dear Diary: Today I ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped ... HAIRBALL!!"

Dog phrenology

So that's it? I've tweeted a risque photo of my bicep. What happens next? We wait for the outpouring. I'm ready. Bring on the outrage. C'mon media! Let's hear your disgust that some old man would brazenly send such a lascivious photo. Then, with the world looking at me, I'll astound them with my idea of a universal health care system! Wait. Wait. Not yet. it's time for my first nap of the day. Can we do this later? What? Zzzzz. Best way for this to end.

Portrait of a Lady

"Let's see if mom likes that super comfortable yoga mat we bought her."

"She's been in shavasana for - like - a really long time...."

"Hey - Them too, huh?"

The four housemen of procrastination

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'

"She's missing out on her entire vacation."

Catman

"I met my husband at a wedding. Everyone said he was the best man."

"Nap time."

"Mush on."

Tired Woods

'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'

'Maybe putting 'Sleep 20 Hours A Day' first on the list wasn't such a good idea.'

'What good is having 9-lives if you're going to sleep through them all?'

'And then the Lord proclaimed, in a loud, thunderous voice...'

The next step in executive efficiency - Microsoft PowerNap.