Romantic Napper Gifts

Lovers sleep.

'I'll never forget when we first met and goodness knows I'll keep trying!'

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

Poor guy fell asleep with his head in the sap.

Dog Park / Cat Park

"Well, you both sleep eighteen hours a day, so try to coordinate this to find a window for some quality time together..."

Bed Seasons

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

"Josh, can you call my 3:30 and let them know I'll be a little late and completely unfocused."

I know time is an earthly construct, but I still feel sleepy in the afternoons.

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

"He's never up before eleven."

"Roll over. Your Zs are looking like Ns."

'And then the Lord proclaimed, in a loud, thunderous voice...'

The Off-Season

I love thunderstorms!

"One coping mechanism I suggest to deal with uncertain times is to eat as much as you can, gain a lot of weight, and then go have a nap for six months or so."

"Mr. Marshand, wake up – your MRI is over! Mr. Marshand!!"

Mr Kleats can't talk now. He's deep into his post-lunch funk.

'...and blessed be our new church nursery, which allows certain congregation members to catch up on their sleep during my sermon.'

Tired and Lazy

Half asleep.

"Sorry...I overslept."

"I'm glad you're not one of those sharks that has to swim all the time."

The arc of time & space: Naptime, primetime, snacktime, warptime.

Foolish Sid turns to look, and is immediately tackled and devoured by the duck.

"Is this a creative nap or a nap nap?"

Hammock resting on books.

'It didn't take HIM long to feel at home!'

'Robert, wake up! You're sleep hunting again!'

It would be disastrous if I had a heart attack. Would not be good. A new study shows that people who take daily naps are 30 percent less likely to have a heart attack. Also 80 percent more likely to get fired. Zzzzzzz.

Musical Sketches - The orchestra during the performance of a tragedy

Everyone's Asleep.