Cat Nap Artist Gifts

Goodness me, fidgety puss - what must you be dreaming about, I wonder."

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

'Hm-m-m - it sleeps most of the time. I think it must be some kind of cat.'

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

'This is way better than a litter box.'

"Can you come back next week? He's napping."

"Such a refreshing day...I've spent 18 hours between napping and comatose."

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

"At my age kiddo, you enjoy the simple pleasures: a comfy cushion and a heat-lamp..."

'Sure, they have nine lives, but they spend eight of them asleep.'

"Hey - Them too, huh?"

'What do you say, Lola - let's take a break.'

Cat Asleep on a Computer.

"Yeah! It was GREAT teaming up with Catwoman. I just wish she didn't sleep for 18 hours a day..."

'The only game my Dad knows is playing possum.'

"Why run a marathon when you can sleep through it?"

Why cat yoga classes don't work

'All he does is sleep all day but we're dog tired and lazy!'

"Oh, wow! 4:30!! I slept all day again!"

'It's a nine-to-five job, but most of it we spend napping.'

"You do realise that you are not the only client scheduled this morning?"

"Wow, you sleep up to 18 hours a day! Me too!"

'Let's say you're all stretched out in your favorite spot and it gets cloudy...'

The Cat that Ate the Canary, 3 a.m.

"Naps. Do you have anything in naps?"

'Mum! - Grandma's catnapping again!'

"Tinkles where's Timmy?"

"You haven't napped until you've napped on the hood of a '57 Chevy."

Foolish Sid turns to look, and is immediately tackled and devoured by the duck.