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Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

'Hm-m-m - it sleeps most of the time. I think it must be some kind of cat.'

Sign at vet's says 'Cat's waiting area'. Cat says to dog with head in cone: 'Oi, mate, can't you read?'

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

"Such a refreshing day...I've spent 18 hours between napping and comatose."

"Can you come back next week? He's napping."

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

Thug life on safari.

'So that we can have a productive meeting, please turn off all phones and put away any catnip toys.'

'Sure, they have nine lives, but they spend eight of them asleep.'

"MOUSE FLAVORED CAT FOOD"

Two cats are high off catnip.

"He says he can quit anytime, but I'm starting to worry."

"Oh, wow! 4:30!! I slept all day again!"

"Then it's agreed. We'll sleep on it."

Computing in the Cloud

'All he does is sleep all day but we're dog tired and lazy!'

"A kitten for your thoughts."

"... and just a pinch of catnip for Oscar."

'Wow, you really have Tabby excited now! I can almost hear her breathe!'

"I found that moving this way feels like napping in motion."

"I put catnip on my homework. I think he'll eat it!"

"Hello, everyone. My name is Mittens, and I'm addicted to catnip."

Goodness me, fidgety puss - what must you be dreaming about, I wonder."

"Look at this – New Jersey is legalizing catnip."

'What I learned from the cat is that taking a nap is delightful but taking several naps is priceless.'

"Naps. Do you have anything in naps?"

"Meowzers!"

A cat resting after eating a bucket of fish