Catnap King T-Shirts

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

'Hm-m-m - it sleeps most of the time. I think it must be some kind of cat.'

Sign at vet's says 'Cat's waiting area'. Cat says to dog with head in cone: 'Oi, mate, can't you read?'

Thug life on safari.

"Can you come back next week? He's napping."

"Such a refreshing day...I've spent 18 hours between napping and comatose."

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

'Sure, they have nine lives, but they spend eight of them asleep.'

"I have to admit. You talked a good game."

"What's with your hair?"

Two cats are high off catnip.

"He says he can quit anytime, but I'm starting to worry."

"Oh, wow! 4:30!! I slept all day again!"

"Then it's agreed. We'll sleep on it."

'All he does is sleep all day but we're dog tired and lazy!'

Computing in the Cloud

"I found that moving this way feels like napping in motion."

'Wow, you really have Tabby excited now! I can almost hear her breathe!'

'What I learned from the cat is that taking a nap is delightful but taking several naps is priceless.'

"Hello, everyone. My name is Mittens, and I'm addicted to catnip."

"Look at this – New Jersey is legalizing catnip."

"Naps. Do you have anything in naps?"

A cat resting after eating a bucket of fish

"Tinkles where's Timmy?"

"Meowzers!"

"Your mind is not in your work...you're probably having one of your little tropical fantasies."

Pianissimo - (to sing very softly).