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Computing in the Cloud

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

In basket-case.

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

'The toughest things you have to deal with in this job, is feelings and lawyers.'

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

"Uh-Oh..."

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

'Hm-m-m - it sleeps most of the time. I think it must be some kind of cat.'

'Simply put, we are on our ninth life!'

'Not only does he suffer from anxiety, he makes everyone else suffer from it too.'

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

Well, everything's going great! I guess it's time to bring in the naysayers.

"Such a refreshing day...I've spent 18 hours between napping and comatose."

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

"Can you come back next week? He's napping."

"How have you managed to keep your job?"

'I blame the nothing for something culture.'

'Sure, they have nine lives, but they spend eight of them asleep.'

Yin and Yang VPs.

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

'I've run your letter through the word processor several times, sir, but it just keeps getting worse.'

'Beasley, you're a good communicator, look down the table and make eye contact for me!'

Business Fishing.

"About the shareholders meeting, ….Have Hayward update me on the smoke and Crampton brief me on the mirrors."

"We were told we could find the Wells Fargo records here."

No - what kind of answer is no?

A note of warning, he doesn't suffer wise men gladly

'I spent today with out spindoctor, and boy, am I dizzy.'

"Well, the first reactions to the terrible truth are anger and sadness, but now it's time to act like men!"

"Who the hell is responsible for this no-blame culture???"

'They aren't shy about cutting you out of the decision making process.'

'Catch any good mice lately?'