"Can I call you back? I'm with a piece of string."
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The team wondered if he would ever fit in.
'Mr. Finnegan will see you in a few minutes -- would you like a ball of yarn to play with while you're waiting?'
"At first I thought it was screwy that the old man left the company to his cat...but fluffy has proven to be a great CEO!"
'Catch any good mice lately?'
"And remember to always keep an eye on the sparrow"
"Now that I have everyone's attention..."
'I've decided to step down as your CEO in order to spend more time in jail...'
'Pick a contract...any contract!'
'I heard the Board was talking about kicking you, but I don't know if it's upstairs or out.'
'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'
"Our new information management system has just worked out where we wasted most money last year. . . It was on the new information management system."
In and Out Sourced.
Office meeting
'Simply put, we are on our ninth life!'
'Nice power tie, J.B.'
"You're quitting? You're walking out?? Couldn't you have at least waited until I finished outsourcing the company??!"
"Who's next?"
"Comparing our salaries with the workers' salaries makes me cry...with laughter!"
"Everybody's impressed with how you can shred incriminating documents into one long strand."
Downward arrow on progress chart goes through the floor: 'OK, I know this doesn't look good ...'
Pizza time.
Business Duck
"No, you can't have a raise. You didn't say, 'mother, may I'."
"While you were out, Mr. Sundberg, the little hand went from the one to the three."
'Vicious, intelligent and ruthless? Certainly. But I think my biggest asset is that I'm a survivor!'
My department was abducted by aliens so there is no data between January and April.
'... and finally, to my business partner I leave my corporate parking space.'
"Raise your hand if you're the only one that's not getting let go."
Tetris Rejects
Boss to employee: 'You think you've got burnout? Are you sure it's not dry rot?'
"Congratulations, Figbert. I'm making you Vice President in charge of my wife's Honey-Do-List."
...your sales are rather anemic
'If I got the job as a sales manager here at Zenadine, I would probably straggle in around 10, then surf the Net for a while, do a crossword...'
Janet always was ahead of the curve...she outsourced herself.
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