Corporate Cat Owner T-Shirts

'Simply put, we are on our ninth life!'

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

"And where have you previously moused?"

Cat and dog at a will reading.

'And the cat is due back in 2 weeks.'

MacGyver's Cat: 'You see, I took your bed and two paper clips and made it my bed.'

Cat with Nine Still Lives

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

'Waiter, there's a hairball in my soup, too.'

Cat medal presentations take a long time

"Now you can stop watching those cute cat videos."

'So that we can have a productive meeting, please turn off all phones and put away any catnip toys.'

"Do you guys want to go for a walk?"

"I hate it..."

"We should start wearing masks."

"It slowly dawned on Edwin who exactly had stolen his steroids."

Litter Tray Stonehenge

"Mouse? No. They contain cheese and I'm lactose intolerant."

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

The online yoga class was not without interruptions.

String Theory for Beginners.

'We're sure they're in there... but we're not certain if they have weapons of mass destruction.'

After bring your cat to work day, I ended up with 5 extra cats.

Puss in Heels

Cat Lover's Leap.

'Honestly, Harry. It's getting so I can't tell your scratching from the cat's.'

Cat commuting to the living room to knock things down.

Cat on guitar

"I shouldn't worry if I were you. You have a habit of landing on your feet..!"

'Catch any good mice lately?'

Self-Employment

"You're God-knows-where all day long, then at night you pounce on my head... this is not a relationship."

Cat to owner: 'Define 'affection'.'