Cat Lover In The Corporate World T-Shirts

"The deal looks cut and dried to me but Haskins smells a rat."

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

'Simply put, we are on our ninth life!'

"Who's next?"

'Ok, Barker. I'll give you your own office - if you promise you won't mark it.'

"Now, now, Harrison, we all start somewhere."

'What am I doing here? I'm a cat. I don't know anything about running a major corporation!'

"Whoa. Nap time again. Meeting adjourned."

"All right, Thompson. The board concedes that this quarter's economic growth does look very much like a kitty.

Self-Employment

Cut-throat Environment

'Catch any good mice lately?'

The team wondered if he would ever fit in.

He had to control his tail or face the most bizarre sexual harassment suit in history.

"Yes, I know it's our anniversary… just let me kill these last two birds and I'm home."

"At first I thought it was screwy that the old man left the company to his cat...but fluffy has proven to be a great CEO!"

'Years ago, I started out here as a beast of burden, but through hard work and dedication, I am now the CEO...'

"The deal sounds great. I'd shake on it, but I never learned how."

'I should warn you. I can sense fear.'

'Come on in everyone. The new manager won't hiss.'

I was the barn cat until the farm went corporate.

"Manager does not do tricks."

'You're security!'

Dog Food Co.

"And remember to always keep an eye on the sparrow"

Cats-can-sell anything advertising agency.

"Can I call you back? I'm with a piece of string."

'Mr. Finnegan will see you in a few minutes -- would you like a ball of yarn to play with while you're waiting?'

'It's hard to command respect in the boardroom with such cute sneezes.'

Rabbit Meeting Shows Hopping Profits

'I hate when I give away a good bargaining position in negotiations by my darn tail!'

"Can I build a better mousetrap? Sir, I am a better mousetrap."

"The Annual Report looks good."

"These open office plans really do facilitate communication...how's your cat?"

"Has the cat got everyone's tongue?"