Business Cat Lovers T-Shirts

"Yes, I know it's our anniversary… just let me kill these last two birds and I'm home."

Police Feline Unit

'The cats love getting some fresh air, and it's the warmed coat I've ever had.'

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

"...but the big question is, does the competition know that we don't know what we don't know?"

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

Family with pets.

Receptionist covers for boss by saying he's out of the office.

'Simply put, we are on our ninth life!'

How Amazon was invented

'Last year we increased sales by 100%.'

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

Office temperature.

'What I don't like about computers is that you can't fire them.'

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

'So that we can have a productive meeting, please turn off all phones and put away any catnip toys.'

'Lateral hires are always told we do things differently here.'

"What's most exciting about NFTs is the opportunity for dynamic new content."

"Some idiot spread the rumour that the boss had called in sick! Now look what's happened to the tobacco and coffee stocks!"

Cat king.

"No need to remind me. I'm well aware that I've forgotten completely about you."

"I have the profit sharing figures. You owe the company �2,367.25."

'I'll have the steak and she'll have the tuna.'

"Congratulations. I'm promoting you from 'Yes Man' to 'Vice President in Charge of Affirmation.'"

"It's not backstabbing if I tell our boss how lame you are while you're sitting here, is it?"

"At the end of the day, Maureen, wake me up."

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

'Sure, I could be independent, but it's so much nicer to allow myself to be spoiled rotten by Mistress...'

Six Ayes and one Neigh.

'I've finally learned to delegate.'

"He says he can quit anytime, but I'm starting to worry."

Cat Romance

'Catch any good mice lately?'