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"How else would I keep my solar panels in the sun all day?"

"Dad, I've written an App that pinpoint the ultimate sunny spot in the garden at any time of the year!"

"Tinkles where's Timmy?"

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

'Hm-m-m - it sleeps most of the time. I think it must be some kind of cat.'

Sign at vet's says 'Cat's waiting area'. Cat says to dog with head in cone: 'Oi, mate, can't you read?'

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

"Such a refreshing day...I've spent 18 hours between napping and comatose."

"Can you come back next week? He's napping."

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

Thug life on safari.

'So that we can have a productive meeting, please turn off all phones and put away any catnip toys.'

'Sure, they have nine lives, but they spend eight of them asleep.'

'What do you say, Lola - let's take a break.'

"MOUSE FLAVORED CAT FOOD"

"Why run a marathon when you can sleep through it?"

Two cats are high off catnip.

"He says he can quit anytime, but I'm starting to worry."

Why cat yoga classes don't work

"Then it's agreed. We'll sleep on it."

Computing in the Cloud

'All he does is sleep all day but we're dog tired and lazy!'

"A kitten for your thoughts."

"Oh, wow! 4:30!! I slept all day again!"

"You do realise that you are not the only client scheduled this morning?"

'Wow, you really have Tabby excited now! I can almost hear her breathe!'

"Hello, everyone. My name is Mittens, and I'm addicted to catnip."

"Look at this – New Jersey is legalizing catnip."

"I put catnip on my homework. I think he'll eat it!"