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"How else would I keep my solar panels in the sun all day?"

"Dad, I've written an App that pinpoint the ultimate sunny spot in the garden at any time of the year!"

"Tinkles where's Timmy?"

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

'Hm-m-m - it sleeps most of the time. I think it must be some kind of cat.'

Sign at vet's says 'Cat's waiting area'. Cat says to dog with head in cone: 'Oi, mate, can't you read?'

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

Thug life on safari.

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

"Such a refreshing day...I've spent 18 hours between napping and comatose."

"Can you come back next week? He's napping."

'So that we can have a productive meeting, please turn off all phones and put away any catnip toys.'

'Sure, they have nine lives, but they spend eight of them asleep.'

'What do you say, Lola - let's take a break.'

"MOUSE FLAVORED CAT FOOD"

"He says he can quit anytime, but I'm starting to worry."

Two cats are high off catnip.

"Why run a marathon when you can sleep through it?"

Why cat yoga classes don't work

"Then it's agreed. We'll sleep on it."

'All he does is sleep all day but we're dog tired and lazy!'

"Oh, wow! 4:30!! I slept all day again!"

"A kitten for your thoughts."

"You do realise that you are not the only client scheduled this morning?"

Computing in the Cloud

"Hello, everyone. My name is Mittens, and I'm addicted to catnip."

'What I learned from the cat is that taking a nap is delightful but taking several naps is priceless.'

"... and just a pinch of catnip for Oscar."

"Look at this – New Jersey is legalizing catnip."