Catnap Overseer T-Shirts

"...yes I just popped in to feed your cat and do a spot of vacuuming!"

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

"Such a refreshing day...I've spent 18 hours between napping and comatose."

"Can you come back next week? He's napping."

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

Thug life on safari.

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

'Does he do anything besides watch the money?'

Two cats are high off catnip.

"Then it's agreed. We'll sleep on it."

Computing in the Cloud

'To err is human, but to forgive is unusual.'

'What I learned from the cat is that taking a nap is delightful but taking several naps is priceless.'

'Wow, you really have Tabby excited now! I can almost hear her breathe!'

"I found that moving this way feels like napping in motion."

"Look at this – New Jersey is legalizing catnip."

'Bill, I like the way you handle responsibility so I'm going to blame some stuff on you.'

"Naps. Do you have anything in naps?"

"Meowzers!"

"Tinkles where's Timmy?"

'I don't worry when he calls from the door way or the front steps - only when he starts heading this way.'

"It's a lot easier than the mechanical bull."

'Sleeping, sleeping, sleeping...wait, I can squeeze in playing with a catnip toy around 2:30.'

Boss sitting in an umpire chair to watch his employees.

Giant cat sleeps on a building

"Harold? Oh, he's taking a cat nap."

'Catnap? Yeah right: He's been asleep for the past five hours...'

'I use catnip, too, but only for medical purposes.'

'Do you mind waiting? - Mr. Foley is napping right now.'

"Maybe you should cut down on your naps in the sun."

"Keeping busy is central to my life. I spend every waking moment power napping."