Catnap Overseer Gifts

"...yes I just popped in to feed your cat and do a spot of vacuuming!"

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

Thug life on safari.

"Can you come back next week? He's napping."

"Such a refreshing day...I've spent 18 hours between napping and comatose."

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

Two cats are high off catnip.

'Does he do anything besides watch the money?'

"Then it's agreed. We'll sleep on it."

Computing in the Cloud

'To err is human, but to forgive is unusual.'

"Look at this – New Jersey is legalizing catnip."

'What I learned from the cat is that taking a nap is delightful but taking several naps is priceless.'

"I found that moving this way feels like napping in motion."

'Wow, you really have Tabby excited now! I can almost hear her breathe!'

"Any chance that was you who just screamed in excruciating pain?"

'Bill, I like the way you handle responsibility so I'm going to blame some stuff on you.'

"Naps. Do you have anything in naps?"

'Man That sure is some good catnip'

'I don't worry when he calls from the door way or the front steps - only when he starts heading this way.'

"Tinkles where's Timmy?"

"Meowzers!"

"It's a lot easier than the mechanical bull."

'Sleeping, sleeping, sleeping...wait, I can squeeze in playing with a catnip toy around 2:30.'

Boss sitting in an umpire chair to watch his employees.

"Harold? Oh, he's taking a cat nap."

'Catnap? Yeah right: He's been asleep for the past five hours...'

Giant cat sleeps on a building

'I use catnip, too, but only for medical purposes.'

"Keeping busy is central to my life. I spend every waking moment power napping."

Reservoir Cats