"Aye, now that I'm retired, the can opener seemed more practical."
Can Opener Connoisseur Gifts
Looking for a gift for your can opener connoisseur? Discover amusing and clever items that celebrate their passion for the perfect can opener. From witty mugs to artistic prints, find something that tickles their fancy and enhances their kitchen decor.
Tartine
"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."
He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.
Canape?
"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."
'This program is geared towards the youth market. You give it up to five commands and it closes down in a huff!'
Pet Entertainers
Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'
Dog Walker
Shaved Ice
With Compliments
File Cabinets for Perfectionists
"You know damn well what noise!"
Man frozen in portrait pose.
Moliere
Charles Dickens.
" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."
Christmas Canapes
"Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!"
C Day Lewis.
Bleak House
'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'
'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'
"When dad cooks dinner, it's hard to tell if he's opening cans for us or the cat."
Rishi Sunak
Book Store. I'm looking for a book on remodeling kitchen cabinets. Ah --- A "shelf-improvement" book!
"Hold on there buddy, that's not a KJV Bible." (two men talking, one with a Bible)
'Must...find...something...intelligent..!'
The 'I'm Almost Finished With War And Peace' Bookmark
"I gave him 'the old one two' just like you told me to. But then he gave me 'the old three four'."
'Your baseball card has more value than you do.'
When feud becomes best seller! Moby Dick vs Herman Melville!
Sergei Rachmaninov
"What kind of moviemaking do we want to reinforce?"
Can Opener Connoisseur Gifts Collection
Can Opener Connoisseur Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs perfect for can opener connoisseurs—great for daily enjoyment or as a fun gift.
Can Opener Connoisseur Pillows
Decorate their space with pillows that celebrate the can opener connoisseur in a fun and stylish way.
Can Opener Connoisseur Prints
Browse our prints to add a humorous and artistic touch to the kitchen or living room of a true connoisseur.
Can Opener Connoisseur T-Shirts
Find quirky and witty t-shirts for can opener enthusiasts who love to wear their passion with pride.