Capers Collector Gifts

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

"Projectile hairballing."

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

Official Team Cap With Beard

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

'Does my head look big in this?'

Our super-heroes bravely battling a brutally blustery day!

"Hey, guys I found a way out."

'Ok, Barker. I'll give you your own office - if you promise you won't mark it.'

'Get Doc Weston and Tell him I have a fever and to come over quick. We have a show to do tonight.' The talking dog goes over to the doctor's house and simply says 'woof'.

"How can you say my hat is on back to front when you don't know which way I'm going to go?"

"I want one of those!"

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

'I wish you'd buy another hat!'

Little Known Historical Fact: After regaining consciousness at the last minute, Davey Crockett's coonskin cap went on to become the Alamo's only survivor.

Cookie Thief

Ed's Salary Cap

Octopus Baseball Fan

"You realize, I guess, that you've left your DNA on that."

Houdini's Dog.

Quick, bring me a stencil. Banksy's dog.

Tour guide: 'And there it IS folks! The start of Switzerland's spectacular snow-capped mountains!'

'So that's why they use the Dutch flag colours...it's flat!' (Pepsi logo on vending machine)

"Keep it running."

Ice Cream Lover

"Rufus, stop being naughty with Mrs. Curtis!"

Bad Dog!

Handicap

"THIS is the cup of a Carpenter."

"He's been watching all those cookery programmes."

'I like the hat.'