Crime Caper Collector Gifts

"Keep it running."

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

"Projectile hairballing."

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

Official Team Cap With Beard

'I haven't spent a day in jail since I got rid of my lawyer and hired a spinmeister.'

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

'Does my head look big in this?'

'Come on inspector, you call this fair?'

Our super-heroes bravely battling a brutally blustery day!

Notorious gangsters, Bunny and Clyde.

'Oh, hello Dave. Would you like that in untraceable, used notes, like last time?'

"Regards from the kids, grandma, mom and pop, uncle Fred , Aunt Theresa and cousins Harvey, Flo and Niki. They all want to know where you hid the loot."

'Sure we've got a lot of anger. We also got a lot cement.'

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

"I want one of those!"

"How can you say my hat is on back to front when you don't know which way I'm going to go?"

"... No, when I say, 'you must let go of the past' I mean you must return that vase to the museum you took it from."

'Did you get the hit man Frankie?'

WANTED The Strad Cad

'Relax... When I said, your husband's swimming with the fishes. I merely meant that he's gone SCUBA diving with the boss.'

Octopus Baseball Fan

Ed's Salary Cap

'I wish you'd buy another hat!'

Clint Goodbuddy's plan to infiltrate the outlawed 'black hat' gangs' AGM was about to fall apart. . .

Little Known Historical Fact: After regaining consciousness at the last minute, Davey Crockett's coonskin cap went on to become the Alamo's only survivor.

Sign outside bank: 'Fight pollution - getaway cars must not leave motors running.'

Crime section.

"No, no, it's certainly not a Gerwurztrameiner; that's too far north."

"It's a Plodcast!"

"If we pull this off, we've made burglary history!"