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"Keep it running."

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

"Projectile hairballing."

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

Official Team Cap With Beard

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

'I haven't spent a day in jail since I got rid of my lawyer and hired a spinmeister.'

'Does my head look big in this?'

'Come on inspector, you call this fair?'

Our super-heroes bravely battling a brutally blustery day!

'Oh, hello Dave. Would you like that in untraceable, used notes, like last time?'

Notorious gangsters, Bunny and Clyde.

"How can you say my hat is on back to front when you don't know which way I'm going to go?"

'Sure we've got a lot of anger. We also got a lot cement.'

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"Regards from the kids, grandma, mom and pop, uncle Fred , Aunt Theresa and cousins Harvey, Flo and Niki. They all want to know where you hid the loot."

"I want one of those!"

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

"... No, when I say, 'you must let go of the past' I mean you must return that vase to the museum you took it from."

'Did you get the hit man Frankie?'

'Relax... When I said, your husband's swimming with the fishes. I merely meant that he's gone SCUBA diving with the boss.'

Clint Goodbuddy's plan to infiltrate the outlawed 'black hat' gangs' AGM was about to fall apart. . .

Little Known Historical Fact: After regaining consciousness at the last minute, Davey Crockett's coonskin cap went on to become the Alamo's only survivor.

'I wish you'd buy another hat!'

Octopus Baseball Fan

Ed's Salary Cap

Tour guide: 'And there it IS folks! The start of Switzerland's spectacular snow-capped mountains!'

"It's a Plodcast!"

Crime section.

'Hi. I'm Don.'

Sign outside bank: 'Fight pollution - getaway cars must not leave motors running.'