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"Oh, and a five and five ones."

"It's a Plodcast!"

Stolen Crime Books.

Three Little Pigs Insurance Scam.

Caught with a smoking gun.

'Hi. I'm Don.'

'Sure we've got a lot of anger. We also got a lot cement.'

"I know money isn't everything - I want your jewellery too."

hard-boiled egg...

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

'You know too much,'

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

'You know bank pens never work. Why didn't you write the holdup note before we left?!'

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

"The numbers don't lie . . . but we do."

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

"Don't editorialize."

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

"So, just to be clear: the 'voices inside your head' told you to launder the money from forfeited law enforcement seizures in exchange for federal tax breaks for your Uncle Mark in Costa Rica?"

'Do you expect the jury to believe that? And, more importantly, do you expect the viewers of the eventual TV movie of this trial to believe it?'

'This could be me and you, your honor. Heading for Las Vegas!'

'During the break, my client stole my wallet.'

"I've been dumping bodies here for years, and it seems to me that the sea level is rising."

"You're not grandma at all! In fact, I think this is a case of identity theft!"

'Any ideas on motive?' 'Only one, Chief.'

"I said freeze, punk, I didn't mean literally!"

'I haven't spent a day in jail since I got rid of my lawyer and hired a spinmeister.'

"Then leave the horses head in the Futon." Middle-class mafia

"Don't make me send in the bad cat."

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

'They're very proud of me. I'm the first in my family to be convicted of a white-collar crime.'

'I don't know officer: They all look alike to me...'

"White Collar Prison"

Oliver Twist - Oliver Introduced to Fagin