Crime Story Collector Mugs

"Oh, and a five and five ones."

"It's a Plodcast!"

Police Station. I've been selling all my stolen loot to the nice guy who lives next door to me. Ah, good neighbors make good fences!

Stolen Crime Books.

Three Little Pigs Insurance Scam.

Caught with a smoking gun.

'Hi. I'm Don.'

'Sure we've got a lot of anger. We also got a lot cement.'

"I know money isn't everything - I want your jewellery too."

We're here at House of Java cafe at an all-too-familiar scene. House of Java.net Cybercafe. Tommy Jones, a local boy, has been caught stealing a scone. A minor offense? Not to the cafe's proprietor. He's demanding the boy be sentenced as an adult. But I'm eight! Wahhh! Add a year to the sentence for whining and crying.

hard-boiled egg...

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

'You know too much,'

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

'You know bank pens never work. Why didn't you write the holdup note before we left?!'

"The numbers don't lie . . . but we do."

'Ah Mr Bond, I haven't been expecting you...'

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

"Don't editorialize."

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

"So, just to be clear: the 'voices inside your head' told you to launder the money from forfeited law enforcement seizures in exchange for federal tax breaks for your Uncle Mark in Costa Rica?"

'Do you expect the jury to believe that? And, more importantly, do you expect the viewers of the eventual TV movie of this trial to believe it?'

"I've been dumping bodies here for years, and it seems to me that the sea level is rising."

'I don't care how you do it...just make it look like an accident.'

'I haven't spent a day in jail since I got rid of my lawyer and hired a spinmeister.'

'They're very proud of me. I'm the first in my family to be convicted of a white-collar crime.'

"You're not grandma at all! In fact, I think this is a case of identity theft!"

'I don't know officer: They all look alike to me...'

"I said freeze, punk, I didn't mean literally!"

"Then leave the horses head in the Futon." Middle-class mafia

"White Collar Prison"

Mort Park! You mean Killer. You're sprung, Killer. I'm free to go? Unless you're so tough now you'd rather stay. I mean a guy named Killer probably likes jail. Mail me my blanky.

"Don't make me send in the bad cat."