Crime Story Lover Mugs

"And to think that we started as a book group."

"Need anything from the bank?"

'It's a pretty nice warrant, all right, but I wouldn't call it 'outstanding'.'

"You're doing 20-to-life. What do you mean you haven't got time to floss?"

'I have to break into houses to fund my addiction to organic and fair trade produce.'

"No! No! I swear I didn't say nothing!"

'They found your gene for anti-social behavior, but they're still looking for he one for robbing liquor stores.'

'Perjury, obstruction of justice, false statements...any other governmentor business experiences?'

Aged criminal receiving a life sentence

Oliver's reception by Fagin and the boys

"Stan, are you sure this is going to work?"

'...then one day it hit me. Why spend your whole life worrying about identity theft?'

"Perhaps I've said too much."

"Sorry I left the keys in the car, now it's gone!"

"You got a problem? Forget about it."

"Then he said, 'Oh yeah, tough guy, well, what are you going to do about it?'"

I was a bent copper...

'I wasn't accusing you of anything. Let's just drop it and wait for the jury recommendations.'

Police continue to search for 3 armed men.

"So much for listening to one's muse."

'Let's go over it again: the cat is out cold, and the only clue is a little wet castle...'

No-one messed with the Crays.

Handbag Fisherman

"I'm here for stabbing my husband 324 times... I couldn't turn the electric carving knife off."

Bears in a line-up

Hell's Lawyers.

"I'm sorry Professor, but you know too much!"

"Ah ha! Organised criminals..."

"I'm very touched, fellows."

"All right boys, check him for ticks."

Sketches by Boz - A Pickpocket Being Wheelbarrowed to Police Station

The Folly of Crime

Two identity thieves with bags marked 'Swag' and 'Rubbish'.

"If only you'd listened to your mother and not dropped out of school...you could be doing this type of stuff online by now!"

"You guys won't understand what I do... But I robbed a liquor store."