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"And to think that we started as a book group."

"Need anything from the bank?"

'It's a pretty nice warrant, all right, but I wouldn't call it 'outstanding'.'

"You're doing 20-to-life. What do you mean you haven't got time to floss?"

'I have to break into houses to fund my addiction to organic and fair trade produce.'

"No! No! I swear I didn't say nothing!"

'They found your gene for anti-social behavior, but they're still looking for he one for robbing liquor stores.'

"Stan, are you sure this is going to work?"

Mafia Short-Term Memory Clinic. 'Fuhgettaboutit.'

Oliver's reception by Fagin and the boys

Aged criminal receiving a life sentence

'Perjury, obstruction of justice, false statements...any other governmentor business experiences?'

"You got a problem? Forget about it."

I was a bent copper...

'I wasn't accusing you of anything. Let's just drop it and wait for the jury recommendations.'

"Then he said, 'Oh yeah, tough guy, well, what are you going to do about it?'"

Police continue to search for 3 armed men.

"Perhaps I've said too much."

"Sorry I left the keys in the car, now it's gone!"

'...then one day it hit me. Why spend your whole life worrying about identity theft?'

"So much for listening to one's muse."

'Quick, grab him. There's a price on his head.'

Bears in a line-up

"I'm very touched, fellows."

"All right boys, check him for ticks."

"I'm here for stabbing my husband 324 times... I couldn't turn the electric carving knife off."

"I'm sorry Professor, but you know too much!"

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"We know you've taken teeth and the dental office was robbed. You're our main suspect."

"Ah ha! Organised criminals..."

No-one messed with the Crays.

Hell's Lawyers.

'Let's go over it again: the cat is out cold, and the only clue is a little wet castle...'

The Folly of Crime

Identity Parade - Smoker.