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House Clearance co.

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

"Don't editorialize."

"Number 2. Step forward please."

"So, just to be clear: the 'voices inside your head' told you to launder the money from forfeited law enforcement seizures in exchange for federal tax breaks for your Uncle Mark in Costa Rica?"

'I haven't spent a day in jail since I got rid of my lawyer and hired a spinmeister.'

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

'During the break, my client stole my wallet.'

'You know, this is a pretty dangerous line of work you're in...'

'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!'

'Come on inspector, you call this fair?'

'With the kind cooperation of the underworld, we present live, for the first time on TV, an actual holdup.'

"I did, boss, I swear, I buried him myself."

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

The old good-cop, psycho-cop routine.

'Oh, hello Dave. Would you like that in untraceable, used notes, like last time?'

"Take your time, sir. Tell me if you can see the thief."

"By Ned, you're right, inspector—the body has been moved."

"They've solved the cause of death of Richard III."

Notorious gangsters, Bunny and Clyde.

"Daddy, can I have a pony killed?"

Gangster's To-Do List

Cop Shop/Fake evidence/Plant now for spring.

'Make it look like an accident.'

Ignorance of the Law

"Another clear case of COVID19."

A convict escaping during the press scrum

"The sweet smell of the leaves and the rain make fall such a refreshing time!"

"Don't worry, honey. This is just for our murder podcast."