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"I said have a hatchback waiting!"

"Judgement Day: Division Four"

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

'I haven't spent a day in jail since I got rid of my lawyer and hired a spinmeister.'

'Come on inspector, you call this fair?'

'Not much cop are you!'

'Oh, hello Dave. Would you like that in untraceable, used notes, like last time?'

Notorious gangsters, Bunny and Clyde.

"Regards from the kids, grandma, mom and pop, uncle Fred , Aunt Theresa and cousins Harvey, Flo and Niki. They all want to know where you hid the loot."

"... No, when I say, 'you must let go of the past' I mean you must return that vase to the museum you took it from."

"Embezzlement is now called virtual bank robbery."

'Did you get the hit man Frankie?'

WANTED The Strad Cad

'Give Me All The Money In My Account'

'I'm afraid that driving the getaway car is more than just a driving offence, Mr. Jones.'

Bored with retirement, the Great One tries crime.

'Don't Move!' - 'Why would I want to move? Lived here for 51 years, know all the neighbours, shops nearby, post office is closed but...'

'First Lady Lettuce goes missing...'

Clint Goodbuddy's plan to infiltrate the outlawed 'black hat' gangs' AGM was about to fall apart. . .

'I'm hoping to get into Crime Sprees.'

"The weeds - I want 'em whacked."

Mutant Mootunes - Incased in Ice Miss Marple

Decision on the flip of a coin...

'Okay, I'll give you the money, but this could negatively affect your credit rating.'

Man sees his double in ID parade. Policeman says: 'Please indicate which of these men stole your identity.'

"Do you recognise the giraffe who hit you?"

"No, no, it's certainly not a Gerwurztrameiner; that's too far north."

"We're cyber criminals, Barnes, NOT common criminals. Go get cleaned up and look like you're tech-savvy."

Therapy among thieves

New York City, the Bronx, and another successful Vice Squad raid comes to wraps (real vices used for arresting criminals).

Sign outside bank: 'Fight pollution - getaway cars must not leave motors running.'