Crime Capers Fan Gifts

"I said have a hatchback waiting!"

"Judgement Day: Division Four"

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

'I haven't spent a day in jail since I got rid of my lawyer and hired a spinmeister.'

'Come on inspector, you call this fair?'

'Not much cop are you!'

Notorious gangsters, Bunny and Clyde.

'Oh, hello Dave. Would you like that in untraceable, used notes, like last time?'

"Regards from the kids, grandma, mom and pop, uncle Fred , Aunt Theresa and cousins Harvey, Flo and Niki. They all want to know where you hid the loot."

"Embezzlement is now called virtual bank robbery."

WANTED The Strad Cad

'Did you get the hit man Frankie?'

"... No, when I say, 'you must let go of the past' I mean you must return that vase to the museum you took it from."

'Give Me All The Money In My Account'

'I'm afraid that driving the getaway car is more than just a driving offence, Mr. Jones.'

Bored with retirement, the Great One tries crime.

'Don't Move!' - 'Why would I want to move? Lived here for 51 years, know all the neighbours, shops nearby, post office is closed but...'

For the last time, officer, I'm absolutely, positively sure it was number four.

Al Pacino

'I'm hoping to get into Crime Sprees.'

Clint Goodbuddy's plan to infiltrate the outlawed 'black hat' gangs' AGM was about to fall apart. . .

'First Lady Lettuce goes missing...'

"The weeds - I want 'em whacked."

Mutant Mootunes - Incased in Ice Miss Marple

Decision on the flip of a coin...

'Okay, I'll give you the money, but this could negatively affect your credit rating.'

Man sees his double in ID parade. Policeman says: 'Please indicate which of these men stole your identity.'

Therapy among thieves

The few moments delay was the downfall of 'The Cat'.

New York City, the Bronx, and another successful Vice Squad raid comes to wraps (real vices used for arresting criminals).

"We're cyber criminals, Barnes, NOT common criminals. Go get cleaned up and look like you're tech-savvy."

The Codfather.