Crime Caper Fanatic Gifts

"The police station is that way."

"You could have literally stolen any getaway car."

Assault 'n' Vinegar

'You don't have a license and registration, do you?'

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

"Don't editorialize."

Fred Dinsdale - Forensic expert.

"True crime meets reality TV"

"Number 2. Step forward please."

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

"Why not stay with your mother and me? The Feds will never find you here."

'I haven't spent a day in jail since I got rid of my lawyer and hired a spinmeister.'

'You know, this is a pretty dangerous line of work you're in...'

'Come on inspector, you call this fair?'

'It's heartbreaking to see Reynolds in trouble for fraud again, but I always look forward to his rooftop chases.'

'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!'

Notorious gangsters, Bunny and Clyde.

'With the kind cooperation of the underworld, we present live, for the first time on TV, an actual holdup.'

Bribery and Corruption.

"They've solved the cause of death of Richard III."

"It's a forgery―and a recent one, too."

'Oh, hello Dave. Would you like that in untraceable, used notes, like last time?'

"Take your time, sir. Tell me if you can see the thief."

Gangster's To-Do List

'Make it look like an accident.'

Ignorance of the Law

"... No, when I say, 'you must let go of the past' I mean you must return that vase to the museum you took it from."

"Don't worry, honey. This is just for our murder podcast."

WANTED The Strad Cad

Exposed and imprisoned.

'Was Monty the culprit? Had he fixed a horse race? He couldn't remember.'

"I believe this is a case for Sherlock Holmes..."

'Did you get the hit man Frankie?'