Crime Caper Enthusiasts Gifts

A man is robbing a sporting goods store. He says to the clerk:' I need two guns, three ski-masks,and three pairs of your fastest roller blades!'

"Wait—before we go any further, I'm beginning to have serious doubts about the wheelman."

Burglar disgruntled at tripping over a coal scuttle

'That bank job in Des Moines, I suppose- what would you most like to be remembered for?'

Old Pickpockets - 'Get ready to fall over.'

'Get rid of that sign, dimwit...we're trying to make our getaway!'

"I changed the plates boss, just like you said!"

Getaway car has had its tires stolen.

"I took the money and ran, but unfortunately, not fast enough."

"We shoot our way in, grab all the ideas we can, then run like hell."

Jailbreak

"Now deposit this into my savings account!"

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

"Don't editorialize."

"Number 2. Step forward please."

'If anybody here knows why these two should not be wed...'

''Rumplestiltskin' sounds like an ALIAS to me!'

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

'I haven't spent a day in jail since I got rid of my lawyer and hired a spinmeister.'

'You know, this is a pretty dangerous line of work you're in...'

'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!'

'Oh, hello Dave. Would you like that in untraceable, used notes, like last time?'

"They've solved the cause of death of Richard III."

'With the kind cooperation of the underworld, we present live, for the first time on TV, an actual holdup.'

Notorious gangsters, Bunny and Clyde.

"Take your time, sir. Tell me if you can see the thief."

Gangster's To-Do List

Ignorance of the Law

Bank Robbery Statistics

'What ever happened to that persnickety inspector?'

"Don't worry, honey. This is just for our murder podcast."

Exposed and imprisoned.

A convict escaping during the press scrum

'Was Monty the culprit? Had he fixed a horse race? He couldn't remember.'