Crime Caper Lovers Gifts

Bored with retirement, the Great One tries crime.

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

Just our luck...old school crime translation classes!

"I said freeze, punk, I didn't mean literally!"

'I haven't spent a day in jail since I got rid of my lawyer and hired a spinmeister.'

'Come on inspector, you call this fair?'

Notorious gangsters, Bunny and Clyde.

'Oh, hello Dave. Would you like that in untraceable, used notes, like last time?'

WANTED The Strad Cad

"... No, when I say, 'you must let go of the past' I mean you must return that vase to the museum you took it from."

"Regards from the kids, grandma, mom and pop, uncle Fred , Aunt Theresa and cousins Harvey, Flo and Niki. They all want to know where you hid the loot."

'Did you get the hit man Frankie?'

Bank Robbery Statistics

'What ever happened to that persnickety inspector?'

"Then I tried the move from business casual to white collar crime."

"I hate when this happens."

"I had money problems- forged fivers the wrong colour!"

'Did he say anything before he died?'

Clint Goodbuddy's plan to infiltrate the outlawed 'black hat' gangs' AGM was about to fall apart. . .

'Sorry Rocko, you know how it works. Step on a crack, break your mother's back.'

'They profiled me just because I'm a bank robber!'

"Hello. . . I'm new in town. Do you know where the local police station is? - I need to sign in. . !"

"I'm sorry, sir, but a blade's a blade."

"Better idea! Let's obstruct traffic in the guy's neighborhood and make his morning commute difficult!"

'Can you prove it's your hat?'

'Hi Peter, it's Chris Tarrant here, from 'Who Wants to be a Millionaire?''

"No, no, it's certainly not a Gerwurztrameiner; that's too far north."

'I say, are you fellows going to be long?'

Joke Shop.

"I'm just going to step into the bank to get some money for dinner."

Sign outside bank: 'Fight pollution - getaway cars must not leave motors running.'

Crime section.

'I robbed the bank because you can't win if you don't play!'