Criminal Caper Enthusiast Gifts

Courtroom Happy Hour 4 pm - 6 pm.

Thief picks pocket of opera singer. Sign reads: 'Warning ? Thieves operating in this aria.'

"I feel like bad guys aren't as scared of me in the summer."

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

"Don't editorialize."

"Number 2. Step forward please."

'If anybody here knows why these two should not be wed...'

'I haven't spent a day in jail since I got rid of my lawyer and hired a spinmeister.'

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

'You know, this is a pretty dangerous line of work you're in...'

'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!'

'Come on inspector, you call this fair?'

Notorious gangsters, Bunny and Clyde.

'Oh, hello Dave. Would you like that in untraceable, used notes, like last time?'

'With the kind cooperation of the underworld, we present live, for the first time on TV, an actual holdup.'

"They've solved the cause of death of Richard III."

"Take your time, sir. Tell me if you can see the thief."

'Make it look like an accident.'

Gangster's To-Do List

Ignorance of the Law

A convict escaping during the press scrum

'What ever happened to that persnickety inspector?'

Bank Robbery Statistics

'Did you get the hit man Frankie?'

'Was Monty the culprit? Had he fixed a horse race? He couldn't remember.'

Gullboy and Pigeonman

"... No, when I say, 'you must let go of the past' I mean you must return that vase to the museum you took it from."

WANTED The Strad Cad

"Don't worry, honey. This is just for our murder podcast."

Washing line with robber outfit and swag bag hanging up to dry.

Exposed and imprisoned.

"Regards from the kids, grandma, mom and pop, uncle Fred , Aunt Theresa and cousins Harvey, Flo and Niki. They all want to know where you hid the loot."

"I believe this is a case for Sherlock Holmes..."