Lover Of Crime Capers Gifts

"Then I tried the move from business casual to white collar crime."

'You know bank pens never work. Why didn't you write the holdup note before we left?!'

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

Just our luck...old school crime translation classes!

"Then leave the horses head in the Futon." Middle-class mafia

"I said freeze, punk, I didn't mean literally!"

'I don't care how you do it...just make it look like an accident.'

'I don't know officer: They all look alike to me...'

Mafia Short-Term Memory Clinic. 'Fuhgettaboutit.'

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

'Come on inspector, you call this fair?'

"Paper or plastic?"

"Damn it—I told them I was too well known for undercover work!"

'Oh, hello Dave. Would you like that in untraceable, used notes, like last time?'

"I'm sorry- when you said 'bad' cop, I assumed you meant incompetent."

Newton's Law and Order.

Notorious gangsters, Bunny and Clyde.

"Gee, Marshal, he must have been one of the good guys"

Parachuting with Concrete Shoes

"... No, when I say, 'you must let go of the past' I mean you must return that vase to the museum you took it from."

'Did you get the hit man Frankie?'

"Regards from the kids, grandma, mom and pop, uncle Fred , Aunt Theresa and cousins Harvey, Flo and Niki. They all want to know where you hid the loot."

"It's a beautiful day except for the murders."

"Make it look like an accident"

Handcuffs.

WANTED The Strad Cad

"You're under arrest for an attempted murder."

'Don't you people ever take a pulse? ! '

'I don't know what happened. One minute she's spooning me. The next minute I'm knifing her.'

Fingerprint Show

Bored with retirement, the Great One tries crime.

Sketches by Boz - A Pickpocket Being Wheelbarrowed to Police Station

"Law & Order: Museum Guards."

'Did he say anything before he died?'