Lover Of Crime Capers Mugs

"Then I tried the move from business casual to white collar crime."

'You know bank pens never work. Why didn't you write the holdup note before we left?!'

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

Just our luck...old school crime translation classes!

"Then leave the horses head in the Futon." Middle-class mafia

"I said freeze, punk, I didn't mean literally!"

'I don't know officer: They all look alike to me...'

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

'Come on inspector, you call this fair?'

Newton's Law and Order.

Notorious gangsters, Bunny and Clyde.

'Oh, hello Dave. Would you like that in untraceable, used notes, like last time?'

"Paper or plastic?"

"I'm sorry- when you said 'bad' cop, I assumed you meant incompetent."

"Damn it—I told them I was too well known for undercover work!"

'Did you get the hit man Frankie?'

"You're under arrest for an attempted murder."

Parachuting with Concrete Shoes

Handcuffs.

"... No, when I say, 'you must let go of the past' I mean you must return that vase to the museum you took it from."

WANTED The Strad Cad

"Make it look like an accident"

"It's a beautiful day except for the murders."

"Regards from the kids, grandma, mom and pop, uncle Fred , Aunt Theresa and cousins Harvey, Flo and Niki. They all want to know where you hid the loot."

"Gee, Marshal, he must have been one of the good guys"

'Don't you people ever take a pulse? ! '

Fingerprint Show

Bored with retirement, the Great One tries crime.

Sketches by Boz - A Pickpocket Being Wheelbarrowed to Police Station

Clint Goodbuddy's plan to infiltrate the outlawed 'black hat' gangs' AGM was about to fall apart. . .

'They profiled me just because I'm a bank robber!'

"Law & Order: Museum Guards."