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Bored with retirement, the Great One tries crime.

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

'If anybody here knows why these two should not be wed...'

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'I don't care how you do it...just make it look like an accident.'

"I said freeze, punk, I didn't mean literally!"

'I haven't spent a day in jail since I got rid of my lawyer and hired a spinmeister.'

'Come on inspector, you call this fair?'

Notorious gangsters, Bunny and Clyde.

'Oh, hello Dave. Would you like that in untraceable, used notes, like last time?'

"Regards from the kids, grandma, mom and pop, uncle Fred , Aunt Theresa and cousins Harvey, Flo and Niki. They all want to know where you hid the loot."

'What ever happened to that persnickety inspector?'

Bank Robbery Statistics

'Did you get the hit man Frankie?'

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"... No, when I say, 'you must let go of the past' I mean you must return that vase to the museum you took it from."

"Then I tried the move from business casual to white collar crime."

'They profiled me just because I'm a bank robber!'

Clint Goodbuddy's plan to infiltrate the outlawed 'black hat' gangs' AGM was about to fall apart. . .

"I had money problems- forged fivers the wrong colour!"

"I hate when this happens."

"Hello. . . I'm new in town. Do you know where the local police station is? - I need to sign in. . !"

'Sorry Rocko, you know how it works. Step on a crack, break your mother's back.'

"I'm sorry, sir, but a blade's a blade."

'Did he say anything before he died?'

"Better idea! Let's obstruct traffic in the guy's neighborhood and make his morning commute difficult!"

'Can you prove it's your hat?'

"No, no, it's certainly not a Gerwurztrameiner; that's too far north."

Joke Shop.

Crime section.

'I say, are you fellows going to be long?'

"I'm just going to step into the bank to get some money for dinner."

Sign outside bank: 'Fight pollution - getaway cars must not leave motors running.'

"If we pull this off, we've made burglary history!"