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"You may want to check your pockets for another note."

'Hey, boss, I thought you said this heist was gonna be fool proof. . . so how do you explain this?!'

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

"Don't editorialize."

"Number 2. Step forward please."

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

'I don't care how you do it...just make it look like an accident.'

Just our luck...old school crime translation classes!

'I don't know officer: They all look alike to me...'

"I said freeze, punk, I didn't mean literally!"

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

"Then leave the horses head in the Futon." Middle-class mafia

'If anybody here knows why these two should not be wed...'

Mafia Short-Term Memory Clinic. 'Fuhgettaboutit.'

'You know, this is a pretty dangerous line of work you're in...'

'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!'

'Come on inspector, you call this fair?'

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

'With the kind cooperation of the underworld, we present live, for the first time on TV, an actual holdup.'

"Take your time, sir. Tell me if you can see the thief."

"I'm sorry- when you said 'bad' cop, I assumed you meant incompetent."

Newton's Law and Order.

"Paper or plastic?"

"They've solved the cause of death of Richard III."

"Damn it—I told them I was too well known for undercover work!"

Gangster's To-Do List

Ignorance of the Law

A convict escaping during the press scrum

Exposed and imprisoned.

"It's a beautiful day except for the murders."

"Make it look like an accident"

Washing line with robber outfit and swag bag hanging up to dry.

Handcuffs.