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"I had money problems- forged fivers the wrong colour!"

'What ever happened to that persnickety inspector?'

Bank Robbery Statistics

"The robber was about 5' 11"...."

'Emotional blackmail.'

Bored with retirement, the Great One tries crime.

Pinata Crime Scene Investigation.

"Hello. . . I'm new in town. Do you know where the local police station is? - I need to sign in. . !"

'Sorry Rocko, you know how it works. Step on a crack, break your mother's back.'

"I hate when this happens."

The Continuing Adventures of Mel Hufnagel, Corporate Head-Hunter...

'Before we go in, try to forget everything you thought you knew about criminal masterminds!'

"Next time you rob a bank, don't stick around to take a bunch of selfies with the money."

"OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!"

"Gentlemen, our troubles are over, this is Tony 'The Torch' Barbella"

"Pete's an old school copper, arrest first and ask questions later."

'You'll have to start your rounds earlier. Another stickup man got all our money an hour ago.'

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Police borrows a tricycle to catch a bank robber.

'Hold this til Tues and I'll pay you back, squid pro quo.'

'I think you have the wrong idea,sonny!'

"Here's a dish I used to cook for my late husband. If you want to try it just follow the recipe, but ignore the part where it mentions a pinch of arsenic."

'I told you the next time you crossed me it would be curtains for you!'

"What did I tell you guys about writing your names in da cement?"

"Sir, the William Tell burglar has struck again!"

'A guy on the phone says he's stolen your identity, but thinks you and him might get on, do you want to go for a pint with him?'

"You're a grown man now, Vincent. Quit bringing me your money to launder."

'Yes inspector, it's another cold blooded murder!'

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Laws of Chicago - Illegal Objects Inserted in Parking Meters.

'Sorry, they all smell the same to me.'

'So Tonya and I are getting married and we were wondering if you would perform the ceremony, being that you're an ordained minister.'