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"I had money problems- forged fivers the wrong colour!"

'If anybody here knows why these two should not be wed...'

"The robber was about 5' 11"...."

'What ever happened to that persnickety inspector?'

Bank Robbery Statistics

'Emotional blackmail.'

Bored with retirement, the Great One tries crime.

"I hate when this happens."

The Continuing Adventures of Mel Hufnagel, Corporate Head-Hunter...

Pinata Crime Scene Investigation.

"Hello. . . I'm new in town. Do you know where the local police station is? - I need to sign in. . !"

'Sorry Rocko, you know how it works. Step on a crack, break your mother's back.'

'Before we go in, try to forget everything you thought you knew about criminal masterminds!'

"Next time you rob a bank, don't stick around to take a bunch of selfies with the money."

"With all due respect, instead of the phrase 'bank robbery,' we request the alleged incident be referred to as an 'Elmore Leonard moment!'"

"OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!"

"Gentlemen, our troubles are over, this is Tony 'The Torch' Barbella"

'You'll have to start your rounds earlier. Another stickup man got all our money an hour ago.'

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'I think you have the wrong idea,sonny!'

"Pete's an old school copper, arrest first and ask questions later."

Police borrows a tricycle to catch a bank robber.

Where mystery meat comes from.

'Hold this til Tues and I'll pay you back, squid pro quo.'

"Here's a dish I used to cook for my late husband. If you want to try it just follow the recipe, but ignore the part where it mentions a pinch of arsenic."

'I told you the next time you crossed me it would be curtains for you!'

"You're a grown man now, Vincent. Quit bringing me your money to launder."

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"What did I tell you guys about writing your names in da cement?"

"Sir, the William Tell burglar has struck again!"

'So Tonya and I are getting married and we were wondering if you would perform the ceremony, being that you're an ordained minister.'

Just look at the files --- and you call this organized crime!

'Yes inspector, it's another cold blooded murder!'

'A guy on the phone says he's stolen your identity, but thinks you and him might get on, do you want to go for a pint with him?'

'Sorry, they all smell the same to me.'