Quirky Crime Fans Prints

'You and your stupid hybrid getaway car!'

"The robber was about 5' 11"...."

'Emotional blackmail.'

"I had money problems- forged fivers the wrong colour!"

The Continuing Adventures of Mel Hufnagel, Corporate Head-Hunter...

Mutant Mootunes - Incased in Ice Miss Marple

'I have been searching my soul to find the real reason why I ended up here and one answer in particular keeps turning up.'

'The name's Victoria. I was told I could find a gumshoe here.'

The few moments delay was the downfall of 'The Cat'.

"Sorry, but we're only accepting deposits at this time."

"OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!"

Laurel and Hardy police protection - "And don't worry about informing on the mob. I've arranged that two of my men give you 24 hour proctection."

'Bad dog!'

"Police Dept Agnes 153216 Disorderly Pecking" "Police Dept Agnes 153216 Disorderly Pecking" "Police Dept Bucky 141338 Burglary, Wooden Leg" "Police Dept Bucky 141338 Burglary, Wooden Leg"

R. H. Gross - Criminal Law

"Well, as an ichthyologist I have to correct you. Fish don't sleep per-se. . ."

"He promised to get a job when he get parole - so he's seeing how to get into the church."

"Gracious me, Fat Tony doesn't whack people any more, you're merely being unfriended."

The car alarm snooze button.

Agatha Christie's Greenway Now Open.

Cat planning aquarium break in...

"Sir, the William Tell burglar has struck again!"

"It appears the water pressue on the bidet misfired and she blew up like a pufferfish..."

Vultures breaking into the county morgue.

Police crime scene.

It's a dreadful affair, Watson. Flagrant failure to use the poopy bins.

"Ooh, are those Reese's Pieces?"

"I wouldn't complain about the food too much if I were you. I'm the Birdman of Alcatraz, all I get is millet and if I'm really lucky a few berries!"

"I thought we agreed I was the bad cop this week."

"You're a grown man now, Vincent. Quit bringing me your money to launder."

'We'll need a fast car... In approximately ten minutes...'

Crime scene outline on the floor of a grocery store.

Hostage Taker on the Loose!