Quirky Crime Fans Gifts

'You and your stupid hybrid getaway car!'

"The robber was about 5' 11"...."

'Emotional blackmail.'

"I had money problems- forged fivers the wrong colour!"

The Continuing Adventures of Mel Hufnagel, Corporate Head-Hunter...

Mutant Mootunes - Incased in Ice Miss Marple

'I have been searching my soul to find the real reason why I ended up here and one answer in particular keeps turning up.'

'The name's Victoria. I was told I could find a gumshoe here.'

"With all due respect, instead of the phrase 'bank robbery,' we request the alleged incident be referred to as an 'Elmore Leonard moment!'"

"Sorry, but we're only accepting deposits at this time."

The few moments delay was the downfall of 'The Cat'.

"OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!"

Laurel and Hardy police protection - "And don't worry about informing on the mob. I've arranged that two of my men give you 24 hour proctection."

"Police Dept Agnes 153216 Disorderly Pecking" "Police Dept Agnes 153216 Disorderly Pecking" "Police Dept Bucky 141338 Burglary, Wooden Leg" "Police Dept Bucky 141338 Burglary, Wooden Leg"

R. H. Gross - Criminal Law

'Bad dog!'

"Well, as an ichthyologist I have to correct you. Fish don't sleep per-se. . ."

"Gracious me, Fat Tony doesn't whack people any more, you're merely being unfriended."

"He promised to get a job when he get parole - so he's seeing how to get into the church."

The car alarm snooze button.

"I wouldn't complain about the food too much if I were you. I'm the Birdman of Alcatraz, all I get is millet and if I'm really lucky a few berries!"

Vultures breaking into the county morgue.

"You're a grown man now, Vincent. Quit bringing me your money to launder."

Just look at the files --- and you call this organized crime!

Police crime scene.

Cat planning aquarium break in...

"Sir, the William Tell burglar has struck again!"

"Ooh, are those Reese's Pieces?"

"It appears the water pressue on the bidet misfired and she blew up like a pufferfish..."

Agatha Christie's Greenway Now Open.

It's a dreadful affair, Watson. Flagrant failure to use the poopy bins.

"I thought we agreed I was the bad cop this week."

Another victim of disorganised crime

'We'll need a fast car... In approximately ten minutes...'

Hostage Taker on the Loose!