Quirky Crime Lover Pillows

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crime

Criminal tries to fool the police.

Handprint Clue

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

"Don't editorialize."

"Number 2. Step forward please."

'I don't know officer: They all look alike to me...'

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

"Then leave the horses head in the Futon." Middle-class mafia

'You know, this is a pretty dangerous line of work you're in...'

Mafia Short-Term Memory Clinic. 'Fuhgettaboutit.'

'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!'

"Paper or plastic?"

Notorious gangsters, Bunny and Clyde.

"Damn it—I told them I was too well known for undercover work!"

"Take your time, sir. Tell me if you can see the thief."

'Oh, hello Dave. Would you like that in untraceable, used notes, like last time?'

"They've solved the cause of death of Richard III."

'With the kind cooperation of the underworld, we present live, for the first time on TV, an actual holdup.'

Gangster's To-Do List

Ignorance of the Law

'Make it look like an accident.'

"I believe this is a case for Sherlock Holmes..."

Exposed and imprisoned.

A convict escaping during the press scrum

"Gee, Marshal, he must have been one of the good guys"

Handcuffs.

"Make it look like an accident"

"Don't worry, honey. This is just for our murder podcast."

'Was Monty the culprit? Had he fixed a horse race? He couldn't remember.'

Washing line with robber outfit and swag bag hanging up to dry.

WANTED The Strad Cad

"It's a beautiful day except for the murders."