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Criminal tries to fool the police.

Handprint Clue

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

"Don't editorialize."

"Number 2. Step forward please."

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

"Then leave the horses head in the Futon." Middle-class mafia

'I don't know officer: They all look alike to me...'

'You know, this is a pretty dangerous line of work you're in...'

'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!'

'Oh, hello Dave. Would you like that in untraceable, used notes, like last time?'

"Paper or plastic?"

"They've solved the cause of death of Richard III."

'With the kind cooperation of the underworld, we present live, for the first time on TV, an actual holdup.'

"Damn it—I told them I was too well known for undercover work!"

Notorious gangsters, Bunny and Clyde.

"Take your time, sir. Tell me if you can see the thief."

Gangster's To-Do List

'Make it look like an accident.'

Ignorance of the Law

"Don't worry, honey. This is just for our murder podcast."

'Did you get the hit man Frankie?'

"It's a beautiful day except for the murders."

"Regards from the kids, grandma, mom and pop, uncle Fred , Aunt Theresa and cousins Harvey, Flo and Niki. They all want to know where you hid the loot."

WANTED The Strad Cad

'Was Monty the culprit? Had he fixed a horse race? He couldn't remember.'

"... No, when I say, 'you must let go of the past' I mean you must return that vase to the museum you took it from."

Handcuffs.

Exposed and imprisoned.

"Make it look like an accident"

A convict escaping during the press scrum

"I believe this is a case for Sherlock Holmes..."