Light-hearted Crime Buffs Pillows

'Remember, not Barclays, that's where our money is...'

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

'If anybody here knows why these two should not be wed...'

"This, Yorik... Do you know him well?"

Bank Robbery Statistics

'What ever happened to that persnickety inspector?'

"The robber was about 5' 11"...."

'Emotional blackmail.'

The Continuing Adventures of Mel Hufnagel, Corporate Head-Hunter...

Witless protection prgram

"Honestly, guys, my check is in the mail."

"I had money problems- forged fivers the wrong colour!"

"I hate when this happens."

'Sorry Rocko, you know how it works. Step on a crack, break your mother's back.'

"With all due respect, instead of the phrase 'bank robbery,' we request the alleged incident be referred to as an 'Elmore Leonard moment!'"

"Sorry, but we're only accepting deposits at this time."

"Next time you rob a bank, don't stick around to take a bunch of selfies with the money."

'I have been searching my soul to find the real reason why I ended up here and one answer in particular keeps turning up.'

'Before we go in, try to forget everything you thought you knew about criminal masterminds!'

Messing Up My Metrics

"OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!"

"Gentlemen, our troubles are over, this is Tony 'The Torch' Barbella"

'I think you have the wrong idea,sonny!'

'Bad dog, no police doggy biscuit.'

Chicken Coop Coup Mastermind Captured!

'You'll have to start your rounds earlier. Another stickup man got all our money an hour ago.'

"Pete's an old school copper, arrest first and ask questions later."

Police borrows a tricycle to catch a bank robber.

Where mystery meat comes from.

'Hold this til Tues and I'll pay you back, squid pro quo.'

'I told you the next time you crossed me it would be curtains for you!'

"Gracious me, Fat Tony doesn't whack people any more, you're merely being unfriended."

"What did I tell you guys about writing your names in da cement?"

"You're a grown man now, Vincent. Quit bringing me your money to launder."